nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
I have always been 100% pro choice in every way imaginable. I have always supported people getting abortions for any reasons they needed. But until recently I always thought the UN saying forcing someone to remain pregnant was torture was a bit of an exaggeration. I then got pregnant and couldn't get an abortion for a month. Spending that month pregnant when I didn't want to be made me understand. I realized how essential it was to protect abortion rights. I couldn't imagine 9 months of that.
Guys, please I need your help. I know this isn’t Disneyland or DisneyWorld. It’s my dream college. I want to go to FIlm school, I want to become a director and it’s been my dream to become one. I have so much passion for film making It’s ridiculous. My dream college is over 1,101 miles away from where I live. At first my mother and I were not on the same perspective. She thought I was crazy and would never make it. However, the college called me and found interest in what I can do! I knew that was my chance, so I spoke to my mother again, and unfortunately she hardly agreed this time either. Then I thought of Tumblr, we got a kid to go to DIsneyland, and heck we got a girl a bird! So why not college? If this can get to over 100k notes she says she’ll get one step closer in letting me attend my dream college! I know this might be asking a lot but please help me show my mom that I can make it and chase after my dreams! One reblog can help so much! xxPlease signal boost this everybody!
It takes two seconds, why wouldn’t I help you?
im all about following your dreams, if I can help by reblogging I will reblog this myself 100,000 times. Good luck. <3
Why?: I am severely disabled and have acquired a debt in medical expenses. It’s at the point where I need to make money on the side simply to pay for groceries, so I decided on tarot.
Who am I?: I am a heredity witch, I’ve been studying my craft since childhood and tarot is my preferred tool of divination although my method doesn’t rely heavily on the modern Golden Dawn traditions.
How does this work?: Send me a question or situation you want more info about and I’ll pick a spread for you or pick a spread you want done (listed below) You can contact me here or email me at email@example.com
I will record your reading, upload it on Google docs and send you a private link. If that doesn’t work for you, other arrangements can be made.
Please give me 24 hours to respond.
Depending on what you feel the reading is worth send me a gift donation through paypal to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
1. Yes or No spread
This is a three card spread and although it could easily give you a yes or no answer it also provides what the cards considered to be valuable information. This spread takes about 5 min.
2. Celtic Cross spread
A ten card spread that gives you an overview and guide through situations.
This spread is great if you have a situation you want information on and can’t think of a specific question. An example would be “I’m thinking about coming out to my family” it will give you insight into many of the aspects working with and against you at this time.
Often, this is the first spread people choose and once given some clarity through the reading they then decide to ask more specific questions.
This spread tends to take 20 min. not including follow-up questions.
3. A general question spread
Depending on the question or the direction the cards point me toward this can be anywhere from three cards on a up.
Sometimes there are issues the cards want you to address which will necessitate another spread. If this is the case, I will talk to you about how you want to go to about it.
This spread can take anywhere from 10 min. to an hour.
Also: Don’t have any question per se? Check out some of these spreads I think you’ll like
Send in your requests for tarot readings! I’ll be doing them tomorrow afternoon
So Mass Effect is going well.
YOU ARE NOT OBLIGATED TO CONTINUE DATING THE PERSON THAT YOU ARE DATING
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “BAD REASON” TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEONE
DATING IS A TRIAL PERIOD
IT IS A TASTE TESTER
IT IS NOT MARRIAGE. YOU ARE FREE TO LEAVE A RELATIONSHIP AT ANY TIME WHETHER IT BE BECAUSE YOU WERE CHEATED ON OR EVEN BECAUSE YOU JUST DON’T CLICK ANYMORE
IF SOMEONE BREAKS UP WITH YOU DO!! NOT!! HARASS THEM AND SEND PEOPLE TO TALK TO THEM!!
RESPECT THEIR RIGHT TO NOT DATE YOU!
We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)
Toothless is so cute here.
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
how could you not want a toothless on your dash
can we talk about hiS EYES