theramen:

I’ma punch you in the fucking goddamn throat. I’m really sick of hearing that.

How sad is it I can’t even enjoy a simple fruit, hell I don’t even want to enjoy fried chicken every so often because racist idiots want to point that shit out.

Why can’t I like those two foods because it tastes good?…

Well, that could also be applied to Japanese eating sushi and tempura, Chinese eating chicken chow mein, or an English person eating tea and crumpets. It kinda goes hand in hand with how Canadians are always pale and polite. It’s how we’re identified by society, no matter how obnoxious that identity is.

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Reblog so people know who you are

Name: Jessica

Tumblr Name: paintyourshadows/keepmeamused

Nickname(s):Jay, JP, Temari, Hisa-chan, Hissori, Crow (my favourite)

Birthday: November 28, 1991

Relationship Status: single and absolutely loving it

Random fact about you: I stutter because my head moves faster than my mouth can

(Source: mstrueimage)

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Time to go act like a man.

theramen:

And boot up GoW3, with those unrealistic women.

But the men, oh those are totally like realistic. 

You boys, irl, better start pumping iron. Why are you all so skinny? God.

Get with the games.

I want you all so big you run slower than a turtle stuck in super glue. HOP TO IT.

Sounds about right.

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iamsoldierzack:

Oh wow, that’s a well done screen - WAIT THAT’S A DRAWING.

iamsoldierzack:

Oh wow, that’s a well done screen - WAIT THAT’S A DRAWING.

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